HOLY JERSEY SHORE!!! (and Im not talking about the surf)

HOLY WOW!!! TV has reached a whole new level… My life was recently enlightened upon viewing last nights double episode of the new MTV series Jersey Shore… The producers have really out done themselves with picking this cast… I mean really, You couldn’t pay people to act this awesome… Half way through the second episode it dawned on me that once upon a time, we too had a pitch for a similar show…  Here is the  pitch… Titled: South Guido Beach “South For The Winter” Have you ever wondered where all these magnificent humans go once the Jersey Shore closes for the winter??? Look no further then South Guido Beach… The following pictures are from our test shoot night in the world renowned South Beach…

ELEVATOR TO THE CLUB

CHIN STRAP, ED HARDY, SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT AND A THE DOUCHIEST  PUCKERED LIP POSE

ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB

MISS TAMMY FLOSSY

LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN

DJ WHITE RHINO

SUSHI THE ONLY WAY TO START A NIGHT AT THE CLUB

CLASSY

ALLIGATOR FLOSS

THATS HOW WE ROLL… 2 GUIDOS AND 5 GUIDETTES

MINI GUIDO GOING INTO THE CLUB

MINI GUIDO DOING HIS THIING

CLUBBIN IN THE STREETS

“SOUTH GUIDO BEACH” COMING OH TEN